Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 04, 2020

We expect to hear his blues “To be, or not to be”.

Don’t quit your day job, Bill.

To woe or not to woe. That is the question!

♫ Woke up this morning,

started my life.

Turned on the laptop,

turned on my wife.

Turned off the laptop,

she pulled out a knife. ♫

Could Shakespeare be the most over-rated writer in English Literature? I would say so.

Good start, but I read someplace that blues are actually supposed to be in iambic pentameter

Thou art no B.B. King.

“Puteth on thy high-heel sneakers, lordy!”

And sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow’s eye,

Steal me a while from mine own company.

Mine woman was a shrew.

He’s also completely forgotten how to speak English.

Love, love me do…