Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 03, 2020

But when you pass GO you collect $200.

Compact cars and mini-fridges don’t make themselves, you know.

They’re the last to know when it’s raining.

I think they’re pretty aware that a lot goes over their heads.

Should I buy the hotel, or should I take a Chance?

They qualify for the meeting if no one else does!

Looks like a pretty small turnout for the gathering!

Even Mr. Monopoly (Rich Uncle Pennybags)?

Do not pass go, do not collect $200.00

I half expected to see Mr. Peanut there, may he Roast In Peace.

They’re there under false pretenses, they are actually big business.

Short jokes are beneath you. But then again, jokes about the ceiling are over your head.