Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 10, 2020

I recommend a Frisbee for a future/alternate gift.

You heard her! Everyone, EAT YOUR MILK! :P lol!!

Sure glad that’s not a real baby! Lol. Just love proud Papa Elvis’s look on his face. But with his eyes closed he’s probably not watching.

I would not like to be that baby.

I’m not sure why, but “FLYING BABY!” is sending me into giggles.

Elvis loves those he protects ❤️

Elvis, let’s hope she doesn’t turn you into a flying cat!

That great form on the Flying Baby swing will have to do until (if?) baseball starts up again.

Reminds me of a song in “Angry Housewives”: “Eat Your F…in Cornflakes!” Sadly I can’t find a Youtube video.

My immediate thought: “$&!#, get her a Louisville Slugger. Kid’s got a swing like Williams.”

The Girl looks a lot older, and the doll is doomed.

Paw print dress?

As gentle as a Rhino in Ballet shoes…

Elvis condoning the girl’s bad mothering skills? She certainly didn’t learn from those from the woman.

Someone call Child (doll?) Protection Agency!

At least the doll gives her something to practice those mother skills on besides the cats!

The girl will do great when she gets the opportunity to blast open a pinata!

Puck wisely keeps his distance.

Mommy dearest…

I don’t want this to make me think of ruthless toy killer, Sid Phillips, from “Toy Story,” really I don’t …

Maybe the Girl’s future lays less in the maternal sphere and more in sat MMA?

This child is disturbed….

https://youtu.be/ArNz8U7tgU4

Yikes! such nurturing!

I think if we examined the dolls of the world, we would find that children’s nurturing skills are slow to develop. This doll is not doing too badly—she even still has her hair!

My sister had a baby doll she named Baby Superman. Poor Baby Superman was treated similarly to the Girl’s doll, but usually naked.

WoW. The little girl is sooooooo talented (rolls eyes) but she’s there for comedic relief. Yay.

Now this is more like it, real life action not soap drama. This is largely how I recall my youth. Elvis beware, the next step often involves pets.

Oh My CAT! I finally see what my Freshmen College Comp teacher was like as a child, Sr. Mary Ruth Sadist of Saint Louis University.

About 4’, 9", approximately 109+ years old, full habit and wimple – even during 99 degree days of August! And a Rosary of heavy coal-black iron, forged from the soul’s of former students. All topped off by the ever present bouquet of sulfur.

Sr. Sadist frightened even old Jesuits on campus, even ones that probably stood toe to hoof with demons and performed exorcisms. She passes away a number of years ago. You all will remember, there was a total eclipse followed by an earthquake as Lucifer welcomed her home.

I should have been tipped off when the Jesuit asked if I wanted Last Rights before my first class with her.

Is today’s strip another “ripped from the pages of the Dunn household” event?

I can’t remember ever mauling one of my dolls like that; I would have been whomped but good by my mother.

Well, she’s already learned about “the spoon”. :-o

Well, Ms. Dunn has a tomgirl on her hands. Hope she doesn’t ‘operate’ on the dolls, practicing to be a nurse or doctor. LOL

Totally Original

When I first saw my Girl,

My heart was all awhirl!

No cradles or cribs for me,

Because I was always meant to be…

…….

The Flying Baby!

A doll of adventure and I don’t mean maybe!

A few hard knocks, so what?

Gonna give it all I got,

I’ll fly with my Girl anywhere!

I’m the Flying Baby,

An aviatrix tradition,

I a doll who’s on a mission,

I’m a Doll of Adventure

And I’m gonna fly!

this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do Graco High Chairs recommend seating the Babies like that?

Ah, Elvis is not even watching…blissfully imagining his little Girl as a doll mom

Don’t get me wrong—I ALWAYS like BCN. But oh brother did this one make me laugh out loud.

Another reason why they don’t reproduce or have jobs at that age.

Wait until she gets a Barbie doll. Barbies are doomed.

I love how proud Elvis looks!!

Well, this has been a rotten week from the get-go. Sunday was Chocolate Ice Cream Day—no chocolate, let alone ice cream. Tuesday was such a mess I got the day wrong, (DO NOT ASK!) so as the inimitable Tom Smith once filked: “Let’s do the time warp again!”

Therefore, yesterday remains Ball Point Pen Day. Write it down so at least you won’t forget. Today is hereby declared World Knit In Public Day.

Knit in public! What is the world coming to? This could mean the end of civilization as we know it. Why, if they are knitting in public, it won’t be long before they are purling in public. Then they’ll be binding off, chain stitching (one after another!), doing couching stitches, crocheting, and even cross stitching in public! I hardly need embroider on moral effect this will have. The next thing you know, there will be Jacobean Couching—can’t trust those Jacob Beans, they’re worse than toe beans! Then they’ll be grafting garters in stitches—can you imagine? Next comes the iCord, another nefarious plot by Apple’s secret Italian CO. They’ll be sliding into your own living room next, with satin stitches and slip stitches. As if that isn’t enough, wait until they start steeking right in front of your children! Then what will you do? When they bring out the whipstitches and catch you in a woven web, it will be too late! (Robin, that’s your cue!)

So be knotty, girls and boys, and I hope I left at least some of you in stitches.

Haha

This reminds me of when I was in my 1st grade Thanksgiving play. I had to pick up my “baby” from a cradle and say my little speech. Well, I picked the doll up by the neck and held it like that during my speech. Everyone laughed and I didn’t know why. Scarred me for life. It’s probably a good thing I never had any children! ☺

Elvis is proud of HIS girl no matter what! She can do no wrong!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Elvis does “smug” so well.

The Girl has Siamese cat eyes. Bee-yut-eful.

There’s still no exam for motherhood; you just have to fail the virginity test.

Very familar.

Tough love.

Hahahahaha!

I feel sorry for the poor doll.

I remember my mother telling me that I once had 12 dolls. I don’t remember any of them but I do remember riding a horse, playing in the mud, climbing trees and NOT wearing dresses or skirts.

The Girl is practicing what they call “tough love”

I see this as less “modeling mother behavior” and more “I [the Girl] want to fly through the air and sit in chairs upside down!” Live your dream, Girl!

OT: Cousin Update

Corporal Mittens is in Brewster Rockitt today.

Elvis looks so proud, lol

I’m sorry but this made me sick to my stomach. I worked in a special care unit as a social worker. I know this is supposed to be a little girl with a doll but I’ve seen too much and this for humour purposes scares the life out of me that someone will think this is funny. I love your strip but this one makes me want to cry.

everything Elvis says is the opposite of what he says.