Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 19, 2020

Ridiculous…

“Stormtroopers”, eh? More like shower troopers.

Good thing Pam is still wearing pants. I wouldn’t get anything done.

All of their report’s bullet points are wildly off center.

He’s wearing more than I did.

“I don’t need pants to destroy a planet! Why shouldn’t I be comfortable?”

Eh? But he’s wearing the armour.

“I’m not wearing any pants—” Kentucky Fried Movie.

I guess the armour is skin colored.

If he sat down, no one would see his shorts. Heck, they don’t see mine.

But sir…the metal pants chafes….

Working from home is great. I got a job as a conspiracy theorists. On Monday the Government pays me to start a conspiracy. On Tuesday the opposition pays me for a counter conspiracy. On Wednesday the NY Times pays to leak the story to the Washington Post. Creating conspiracies, is a growth industry and you get to work from home. Fun and profitable.

Bullying without having to leave the comforts of home? Reminds me of someone …

Or stand closer to the screen.

Could’ve been worse dirk

“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

Well business is slow, he’s also modelling underwear for the Duluth Trading Company on the side.

But it’s casual Friday!

At least he’s not wearing whitey tighties.