Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 17, 2020

That is going to be one mad cow.

Soylent black and white.

What will Cow people eat on their planet? Pigs, goats or dwarfs? Would it also seem a bit ethical to us?

“I don’t know why, but I think I’m in favor of capital punishment!”

Hopefully the Cow people will not declare war on planet Earth because it would be a great bullfight.

Holy cow! Now you’re a cownibal!

Soylent green is hamburger!

Daaark !

Go ahead. Every dominant species can do with some cannibal jokes.

How are you at barbeques?

We really do feed beef to cattle. Open https://www.google.com/search?q=feeding+cow+meat for more.

Good one! Especially for Brewster!

I’ve heard of a dog eat dog world, but cow eat cow?

Who knows? depending on presence of suicidal tendencies, it might even be popular.

“Say, have you noticed how the city is getting less and less crowded?”

“Nope. Pass me another hamburger…”

Eww cannibal

Eet mor chikin.

I knew it would get it since it’s called HAMburger.

The bovine equivalent of “long pig”?

They can solve the ethical problems by breeding cows that are as willing to be eaten as the one in Douglas Adams’ The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

It will make the Cow People very Mad if they do.

Meat-eating dairy cows are where gravy comes from.

This did happen in England, and it caused mad cow disease.