B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 08, 2020

Should have tooted.

Uh, you are SUPPOSED to cuss him out and flip him the bird.

Where IS that bird, anyway?

Road rage in the Pliocene…

Just let it pass.

I have an unofficial book: Rules of the Road (as Observed) – it varies from state to state and even sometimes within states.

Some of them for North Carolina are: If the car in front of you goes through the red light, you may go through too. When in doubt, turn left (NASCAR Country). Position your car so as to be in front of the car in front of you (NASCAR Country). Speed limits are posted in mach (NASCAR Country).

Finally, if you are bringing a car in from out of state, you must have the turn signal de-installed before you can register it.

If he had used the arm signal for ‘left turn,’ the other guy might have gotten a ‘fat lip,’ Then there would have been lawyers and insurance fights and . . . well, so it goes.

The Three Stooges did that gag better

Left turn from the right lane… Part of the reason I’m glad we don’t have flying cars.

Kind of sums up how many of us are feeling these days.

Temper, temper, guy!

I never use my turn signals when driving. It’s nobody else’s business where I’m going.

Hey, didn’t you see his but cheek blinking?

Blink, blink, blink

They must live on the future site of Chicago.

Not only that. He made a left turn from the right lane.

And did you notice how he cut him off by crossing in front of him!!

Everybody please read Ralph Ellison’s The Invisible Man. You’ll treat yourself and other people better. Human beings should never be invisible to anyone. It’s a big part of why America is failing. Failing rapidly and very badly.

Proof that BC takes place in MA :P

I used to be bad about that. Now, with a car that has “lane sense” I pretty much have to signal or the steering wheel fights me to stray out of the lane or turn without a signal activated. Maybe next they’ll have something remind me to put on my safety belt…

Must be from California

…and so it begins…

B.C.

A crash would have been much worse, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Road rage before the roads.