Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 13, 2020

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    suv2000  over 4 years ago

    Could be worse you could have the choice job of groom of the stool

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    TexTech  over 4 years ago

    Or maybe you’re the knight of night noise.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I guess I’m always hoping that you’ll end this reign/But it’s my destiny to be the king of pain

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    HEY!! That was MY job!!!

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Sire, we have the ULTIMATE Ocean sound:

    Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark

    Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Mommy shark

    Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Daddy shark

    Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandma shark

    Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandpa shark

    Let’s go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Let’s go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Let’s go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Let’s go hunt

    Run away, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink Run away, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink. Run away, chew, gobble, chew, burp, HEY! What’s with the bite size!Where’s the Fink!

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    A squawk is white noise now?

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Is knight noise the right noise, though?

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    At least you’re the king of SOMETHING, Rodney!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    You should have never showed off how well you do ocean sounds, Rodney!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Better than going to war to fight the Huns…LOL

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    How do you make a seashell sound? I mean really. When is the last time you heard a stranded jelly fish scream?

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    flagmichael  over 4 years ago

    I have a rather low tolerance for white noise. Back in the ‘80s I was stationed at the company’s microwave center, the center of our state-wide microwave system. We always left the audio turned up on the “order wire” – the bottom audio channel in the old analog microwaves, used for talking from station to station even when the multiplex was down. Anyway, if a microwave site anywhere in the system (about 80 of them at the time) went down it would be announced by white noise. It still feels like a siren to me.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 4 years ago

    Sir Rodney can fill up for lullaby singing. Let the army choose it’s own head.

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