But….aren’t we ALL on SOME kind of diet? I’m on the diet where I can eat and drink whatever I want in moderation. And I WANT to drink diet soda. It tastes better to me.
I like mine with lettuce and tomatoHeinz 57 and french-fried potatoes, Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer well good God almighty which way do I steer?……. Sorry, wrong food.
Vilyehm over 4 years ago
Read Off the Mark without leaving remark.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Used manual stick shift without reading manual first.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
Unironically referred to PIN numbers or ATM machines.
franksmin over 4 years ago
From what we’re witnessing around the world, your police will summarily execute you for these, and even lesser, offenses. But only if you’re a POC.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Likes pineapple on pizza.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago
Threatened with food police several times, in Kosher delis, for ordering corned beef on whole wheat bread with ketchup, no mustard.
Can’t eat a hot dog without lots of ketchup, either…. and again, no mustard.
In my defense…. at least I don’t put it on my eggs.
blunebottle over 4 years ago
Don’t laugh. It’s coming. PETA is working overtime to try to prohibit the consumption of animals.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
Told me “you can’t eat that with that”.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Sent a handwritten letter when the recipient has both e-mail and Skype.
J Quest over 4 years ago
I confess to being a cereal offender (eating cheerios for dinner)…
bookworm0812 over 4 years ago
But….aren’t we ALL on SOME kind of diet? I’m on the diet where I can eat and drink whatever I want in moderation. And I WANT to drink diet soda. It tastes better to me.
Ralph Newbill over 4 years ago
Forgot putting ketchup on hotdogs!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Police blotters are full of ridiculous calls….I wonder how some people get through life….
pathamil over 4 years ago
Opening the illegal end of a milk carton.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Drank chardonnay with filet mignon : > (
eolan59 over 4 years ago
Putting ketchup or mayonnaise on a cheese steak
quinones.felix over 4 years ago
Going the wrong way down the grocery aisle that was designated in one direction.
SunflowerGirl100 over 4 years ago
Ordered a diet coke with a fancy pastry.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f over 4 years ago
Forgot shit on a shingle.
amaneaux over 4 years ago
No fooling, I am currently eating a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit for lunch, and drinking a Diet Coke. I’m doomed!
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
Ripped tag off mattress. Recorded sporting event on TV without the express written consent of MLB/NBA/NFL/NCAA.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Does putting steak sauce on meat loaf or a burger qualify as a misdemeanor?
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Well at least they’re targeting white people for something for a change.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
You just shouldn’t do some things in public.
aerilim over 4 years ago
Guilty on all counts!!!!
Jersey Chuck over 4 years ago
I like mine with lettuce and tomatoHeinz 57 and french-fried potatoes, Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer well good God almighty which way do I steer?……. Sorry, wrong food.
tee929 over 4 years ago
Working from home does make people lose a little sense of what is right!
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
Self employed working at home, and I lied to myself about what I was doing.
stevenxfiles about 3 years ago
First panel, they don’t serve breakfast after 11AM. Didn’t you watch Falling Down?