Where did we go wrong.
Bald eagles mostly eat fish.
Education? In the city? An eagle?
He’s gonna be a lawyer?!
College is a fountain of knowledge…where students go to drink…
No. They teach you how to waste money on useless education and degrees that don’t help you secure a good job and then make you starve you to death. Come back, eagle. It’s better learning how to swoop down and eat rodents.
well, he certainly dropped the news in one fell swoop…
He’ll spend his first three years of college chasing chicks, then drop out and get a job at KFC.
Fly in the ointment.
But you could be a star like your folks on the Eagle Cam…
Do the Eagle parents get stuck paying the kids’ student loans like we do? Or at least silly people like me?
Since swooping is actually useful, no, not any more.
Hey wait. We also serve as symbols of freedom.
I see why he’s leaving, you can only take so much of Chinese take out. And every day.
bald eagles eat fish.
Maybe he could take an underwater basket weaving class to help with his nest building instincts.
allen@home over 4 years ago
Where did we go wrong.
momofalex7 over 4 years ago
Bald eagles mostly eat fish.
Algolei I over 4 years ago
Education? In the city? An eagle?
He’s gonna be a lawyer?!
PICTO over 4 years ago
College is a fountain of knowledge…where students go to drink…
Gent over 4 years ago
No. They teach you how to waste money on useless education and degrees that don’t help you secure a good job and then make you starve you to death. Come back, eagle. It’s better learning how to swoop down and eat rodents.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
well, he certainly dropped the news in one fell swoop…
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
He’ll spend his first three years of college chasing chicks, then drop out and get a job at KFC.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Fly in the ointment.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
But you could be a star like your folks on the Eagle Cam…
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
Do the Eagle parents get stuck paying the kids’ student loans like we do? Or at least silly people like me?
Ukko wilko over 4 years ago
Since swooping is actually useful, no, not any more.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Hey wait. We also serve as symbols of freedom.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I see why he’s leaving, you can only take so much of Chinese take out. And every day.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] over 4 years ago
bald eagles eat fish.
Daeder over 4 years ago
Maybe he could take an underwater basket weaving class to help with his nest building instincts.