FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 12, 2020

If you could vaporize Corona, I’d be down for it.

Oh my gosh, Iguanoman! Wow, that brings me back.

2020 is messing with everything.

“Your money or your life!” “…I’m thinking it over!”

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/08/30

Save up your allowance Jason. That way you can lay in a supply of your favorite treats. You might even be able to turn a profit by selling back to Peter/Paige.

How much licorice is in a red candy whip?

Tub of red licorice! When I was pregnant with my first, I was at work one day & someone brought in a huge tub of red licorice to share. All of a sudden, I thought I would DIE if I didn’t have some red licorice! I got some, but it was cheap & waxy. It was the only time I barfed during my entire pregnancy. Soon after (the craving didn’t go away) a dear friend got me a big package of Twizzlers, which hit the spot perfectly.

Jason’s proportions in that last panel look like he’s finally had a growth spurt.

Not “iguanA”, but “iGuanO man”? The latest from Apple?

You know what “guano” is, right?

Come on, Amend, you’ve had your break. It’s time for you to get back to work. We need NEW Foxtrot Dailies! Please?

2020 is messing with EVERYONE’s schtick!

I wonder if Jason knows what “guano” means?

Makes me think of Calvin and Hobbes, when Calvin tried a similar schtick on his mother.

He had roughly similar success as Jason here.

Should have gone for something a little more subtle, like squirt guns, or filling his super soaker with paint.

I wonder if that is Peter begging in the last frame?

Nothing matters anyway.

Your Schticks have always sucked, Jason.

People say this, but they really don’t want it. Particularly, people with kids.

I Guano Man? :) I have another “human” in mind as Guano Man. But yes, vaporize now.

haha

Glad to see Amend bring Iguanoman back. Too bad that he ended the strip like this.

Maybe if Iguanoman promised to vaporize the earth, he could get some red licorice.

Sorry Jason.I have a different auto tag car husband and I bought, different make then car we sold. Really funny the letters I will remember, almost what mom said as Nah, mine is NAW, may try to use that on door to door sales.

2020 is messing with pretty much everybody’s “schtick”. Though we retirees seem to be doing better than average, from what I observe.

ok

Agreed!

iguanoman is back!

C AND H RIP OFF

RIGHT OUT OF CALVIN AND HOBBES

I want one

eeeewwww, licorice!

You know the pandemic is bad when getting vaporized sounds better than getting the virus