Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 20, 2020

The value of money depends on what people will give you for it. Since that varies, it is and always has been imaginary. Ice cream is real, though.

I had a tiny coffin-box. When you placed a coin on the box, a skeletal hand would reach out from the box and pull the coin into the coffin… Seems more appropriate..

There could be some valuable coins in there, Gary you doofus, leave alone the worth of that cast-iron bank. Get over your obsession with junk food and get in touch with “Pawn Stars”…

NOOOOOO GARY!……you’ll regret this….

With that yellow before the red background, and that hammer, it reminds me of something very very sinsiter and devilish. Oh wait.

Don’t do it Gary! Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz will give you big bucks for it!

Gary leave the bank alone, grab your bank card "cuz the ice cream man costs about twenty bucks now.

Ice cream men don’t work at night. Goodbye, Gary.

Don’t do it, Gary! The mechanical bank is a priceless family heirloom!