Strange Brew by John Deering for June 21, 2020

Sorry my mistake, the Church photo opportunity is tomorrow.

They are here to “talk” about this defunding thing.

I have you down for tomorrow.

Today is our shredding and electronics refurbishment day.

BEHOLD !!……the POWER of the administrative assistant.

Nope. You’re not on the schedule, so out you go.

I’m sure there’s a protest out there somewhere that you can disrupt. Let me call the orangutan.

You’re two days late. Juneteenth was Friday!

Ma’am we’re NEVER on ANYONES schedule…..we just show up

I had mosquitos in the house. Shoulda called the SWAT team.

They’ve been looking high and low for the dope czar.

SWAT team at corporate office: “Can we come in, pretty please?”. SWAT team at the wrong house: battering ram, flash bangs and tear gas, and lots and lots of guns.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!

But we are an FDA approved and licensed manufacturer of generic opiates and make billions of them each year.

You misspelled the name on the warrant and it is invalid. Go and get it corrected and our legal staff will meet you there. We have more lawyers than you have SWAT members.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? The Swat team, take your time, flush the drugs, hide the kidnapped kid, escape out through the tunnel; we’ll wait…

The receptionist should be David Spade.

“And you are…?”

How very unusual of them to wait for her to let them in.

Hopefully they knock before they start shooting.