I’ve got quite a few snails in my yard, at least when it rains enough, but never yet have I seen one jump. I don’t know if they’re even capable of letting go.
I really don’t get this. The fact that they’re snails must has something to do with it, I guess, but I don’t get it. He has no shell. There’s something I don’t know about snails.
meg_grif over 4 years ago
How did they get the blanket over him with no hands? And for that matter, how did they get their hats on?
meg_grif over 4 years ago
Obviously, someone put a slug in him.
PICTO over 4 years ago
Obviously he was assalted..
SHIVA over 4 years ago
The City was salting the street, and he caught some overspray!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
Got any garlic?
robolt over 4 years ago
Snail rail
susiechas over 4 years ago
He was slugged!
joegeethree over 4 years ago
Home invasion.
John Rodriquez Premium Member over 4 years ago
Homeless; just sleeping.
geese28 over 4 years ago
How long did it take for them to make it to the crime scene?
eolan59 over 4 years ago
Was he " As-Salt’ed"?
Lablubber over 4 years ago
He made detective because he busted that ring of French Chefs.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Follow the slime trail
tinstar over 4 years ago
I would say, as detectives, they aren’t worth their salt.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago
As Kelly Bundy of “Married … With Children” would say, “The mind wobbles …”
Charlie Fogwhistle over 4 years ago
I’ve got quite a few snails in my yard, at least when it rains enough, but never yet have I seen one jump. I don’t know if they’re even capable of letting go.
fpolaski over 4 years ago
I really don’t get this. The fact that they’re snails must has something to do with it, I guess, but I don’t get it. He has no shell. There’s something I don’t know about snails.