Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 27, 2020

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    meg_grif  over 4 years ago

    How did they get the blanket over him with no hands? And for that matter, how did they get their hats on?

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    meg_grif  over 4 years ago

    Obviously, someone put a slug in him.

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    Obviously he was assalted..

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    The City was salting the street, and he caught some overspray!!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Got any garlic?

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    robolt  over 4 years ago

    Snail rail

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    susiechas  over 4 years ago

    He was slugged!

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    joegeethree  over 4 years ago

    Home invasion.

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    John Rodriquez Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Homeless; just sleeping.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    How long did it take for them to make it to the crime scene?

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    eolan59  over 4 years ago

    Was he " As-Salt’ed"?

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    He made detective because he busted that ring of French Chefs.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Follow the slime trail

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    tinstar  over 4 years ago

    I would say, as detectives, they aren’t worth their salt.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As Kelly Bundy of “Married … With Children” would say, “The mind wobbles …”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 4 years ago

    I’ve got quite a few snails in my yard, at least when it rains enough, but never yet have I seen one jump. I don’t know if they’re even capable of letting go.

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    fpolaski  over 4 years ago

    I really don’t get this. The fact that they’re snails must has something to do with it, I guess, but I don’t get it. He has no shell. There’s something I don’t know about snails.

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