Herman by Jim Unger for June 30, 2020

You’d think there would be a bonus for that.

I bet Joie Chitwood got a bonus for that on HIS driving test…

Then he will have to deduct a few hundred dollars when she crashes the car.

Heh, I did that in Driver’s Ed in high school — in a Dodge Dart.

Hey, if she pulled that off.. he should GIVE her 5 points.. lol

He might prefer a virtual test system after this one.

That’s an advanced driving technique. He should add points

My uncle used to take us on Sunday drives and always said we’re going around the corner on two wheels….screeching all the way….we believed him….LOL

Add ten points if it is the inside two!

But she was just keeping pace with the traffic….

But it’s really hard to do it on only one.

My niece was really worried about driving in traffic when she was learning. She drove slowly and got some honks and gestures that really rattled her. My sister, her mother, made a sign that she put on the back of the car (without telling her daughter) “Please be patient, new driver”. My sister said it was amazing how well other drivers responded. No honking, -smiles and waves.

The Driving Instructor’s previous job was an Air-Traffic Controller at JFK.

“Deduct??? I thought that was EXTRA!! "

Having been a driver examiner I have many stories of unusual driving. Had one drive forward failing to notice the steel I beam extending some five feet off the rear of this truck….directly in front of him. He ran right into it buried the steel beam in the headrest….on MY SIDE!! I had dropped to the floorboard just in time as he failed to obey my commands to stop. CRASH!!! He asked if this would fail his test. I said sarcastically No you failed to signal while pulling out from a parked position…..so that is a violation and a failure. Now open the danged door and help me out!XD

I did my license test in a ’61 DeSoto… no way I could get two wheels off the ground

I learned to drive in a Texas oil field, I’m betting I had more fun.