Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 18, 2020

No canoodling…..dressed like that.

Emphasis on the MORE THAN

Conversations are going to be about why you robbed the drapes… or couch of material. Then it might drift to definitions of Tacky.

Effortless social distancing.

Definitely wallflower time. You can hide by standing next to the drapes. With that suit you should blend right in, wallflower-camouflage.

It looks like casino carpeting.

Cosmo should’ve gotten suspicious when the sales clerk showed him suits from the designer line of ‘Mohawk Carpets’.

Last time I saw a suit like that was in a bad Vegas lounge act!

Or a law suit brought by, well, anyone who has the power of sight!

Looks like an upholstered chair. With likely the same motivation level..

I once owned ( and wore ) a paisley print formal dinner jacket … I was 18 at the time…

Don’t tell me. It was designed by a designer and builder of rock gardens.

Depends on what drugs she’s on.

Ditch the tie, add rose colored lenses to your glasses and the outfit would look like something Elton John would wear. Rocket Man

Or maybe spending the evening in the bathroom so she isn’t seen with him.

I thought it was made of currency. That would work for him.

It looks like IT has the virus.

the tiei s quite long too.

And lose the Trump style tie….

Makes him look like Hugh Hefner.

I thought Hugh Hefner just wore bathrobes…..and blondes.