Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 28, 2020

Are you sure you’re not fenced out?

Calm down, it’s for you to maintain social distancing.

It’s the chicken’s turn to be free range.

He fenced you out.

That farmer should know, fences don’t work.

Fencing him out from his cows. Look you can see that’s a horny-ed bull!

“Give me land, lots of land, underneath the sky above, Don’t fence me in.”

♪ So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house

“Hey! What gives you the right?”

“To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in”

“If God was here he’d tell you to your face, man, you’re some kinda sinner” ♪

Angus angst

MOOOOOve it or lose it.

The grass on the other side is so much greener… that hill on the right, especially…

Did you ever see the story about the reporter on TV who reported that two cows got lose and their names were Black and Gus!

Growing up we had a bull that wouldn’t have even noticed that fence was there. Only thing that stopped him from going where he wanted was a corral made from recycled telephone poles.

I never like it when a thread has that many posts.

Millennial cow

Your fenced out, not in!

Why, cow? Don’t cha like your very own autonomous zone?

I think the Rancher has a steak in the matter.

How do you know that the cowboy isn’t the one who is fenced in?

Bob wahr (aka "barbed wire) fences cannot stop a determined or already fast moving bovine. But they work because cattle are usually neither… and also creatures of habit.

Bovine Lives Matter