Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 02, 2020

Gonna need a wagon to carry all of that.

My girlfriend would fill up the whole carousel.

…and all at once ….

That guy should have No Regerts.

I got no emotional baggage. I only carry away food, in picanic baskets or otherwise.

Got any squirrel nut zippers?

I have the emotional maturity of a 14 year old so I’m doing pretty well.

Those bags could be mine as well. “Sigh”

Like Sinatra “Regrets, I have a few. But then again too few to mention.” At 75, what would you think if I told you I had none?!

And when he found out what the airline was charging him for all that baggage, he got even more emotional.

He’s gonna to take out a second mortgage to pay the excess baggage fees.