Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 05, 2020

I wonder where he took the core sample to send in for the DNA test.

He learned about his heritage. (Knock on wood),

The Blue Fairy must’ve supplied that 5 percent. Or it’s lacquer.

Is this Pinochio?

Wait a minute! Dad’s came back 100% Birch.

In his case, DNA stands for Deceptive Nasal Augmentation.

Well, at least he knows he’s not a son of a beech.

He really is a chip off the old blocks.

If you go by the Disney version, he was made entirely of pine. The Blue Fairy said so.

The last 5% is termites…

Looks like the composition of the forest in my back yard.

Hmmm, for a beloved storybook character, he’s not as Poplar as I thought.

You’d think he wood have known.

Should change his name to Forest.

I guess they couldn’t figure outthe feather.

Just a chip off the ol’ block, of wood that is.

Isn’t that what a colonoscopy is for?

I think that 5% must be the paint/stain that Mr. Geppetto used.. or, the hinges

Ancestree

Wooden you know it?

Researching his family tree(s).

New version of Roots.

It’s the unvarnished truth.

He’s not petrified.

That last 5% is Formica, but their test doesn’t cover that.

105%?

That DNA result is all wrong! He was mostly pine!