Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2020

“Urchin Care has no beds available due to COVID-19!” “What an Oliver Plot Twist!”

The I.CU. (Intensive care for urchins.)

Here’s looking at you, kid.

LOL! That will fix him right up!

You shouldn’t mention his spine loss. He’s rather prickly about that subject.

A stitch in spine saves nine.

I hope he has insurance – don’t want him sponging of the healthcare system.

I’ve never seen an urchin care dept move so quickly…

Bob

Is that a nurse shark at the desk?

A very uni-que pun today.

They’re just gonna needle him.

Hmm, and I thought he wouldn’t have an anemone in the world.