Herman by Jim Unger for July 22, 2020

Slower than the speed of light ; is there a problem ?

“Faster than your equipment can clock…”

Why did the alien stop? It could easily outrun the cop and a truck in the way wouldn’t stop a flying vehicle. A tunnel with heavy traffic might be an issue.

186,000 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

You wouldn’t understand the units of measure.

Excuse me officer; can you tell me how to get to Roswell?

Common occurrences where Herman lives. Anything can happen there…..

Welcome to Earth. Now about your 14 day quarantine…..

pragmatist meets free thinker

No, but at least he knows where he is.

I hate to tell you, Officer, but the speed limit only applies to vehicles on the road. The spacecraft wasn’t on the road. It was in the air space above it. There’s no speed limit up there.

Isn’t that an universal question?

Defund that cop!

What does “Speed Limit” mean?

I expect that little green man knows.. and in its terms.. slow

uh, how did he get caught?

As long as he wasn’t on the road, who cares?

“I do officer but did you REALLY just run me down on foot??”

The speed limit sign said Warp Three.

Officer, do you have any idea what the button next to my right foot does?