B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 17, 2020

careful what you wish for, you might just get it, or become it

Your several thousand years to early. First we have to wait for the invention of the sausage, Followed by the hotdog bun, Then the hotdog costum.

Just about anything will do. They’re not picky. With those itty bitty arms they have take what they can get.

I have the perfect stuff! You slather it all over yourself! May I suggest the Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue Sauce Honey variety! (Snark!)

Well, The T-Rex was carnivorous. Or so I’ve always been told. Those teeth had to useful for something.

Lippy the lion already has a sidekick, so think of something else.

He’s letting his imagination get the better of him, actually going after one is a different thing

Well, when I was very young, my dad took us kids to the Drive-In theater, where we saw the movie Beast of the Hollow Mountain … a surviving T-Rex is set free from its captivity by an earthquake, then starts wandering thru the old West’s cattle ranches, eating whole cows along the way, which he seemed to enjoy .. although he (the T-Rex) also seemed to enjoy eating people.

It’s a time for serious reflection…! :D

Hardy har har……

Ol’ Lizard Lunch is not amused.

The best way to bait a foe is to be the bait.

The best T-Rex bait is the same as the best bait for bears, someone slower than you.

Female T-Rexes with long eye-lashes?

The time from stegosaurs and T-Rex (200 Million years) is greater than the time between T-Rex and humans (65 Million years)

SNACK TIME!!

So T-Rexes are vain?