I just finished a trilogy of novels about the space program, and Lupin, you can’t out-acronym the space program. Can’t be done.
(Novels are hugely recommended, by the way: they are The Calculating Stars, The Fated Sky, and the new The Relentless Moon, by Mary Robinette Kowal. Engaging, resonant, well-researched. I’m tears and cheers the whole way through.)
This is the window of opportunity for people to make suggestions as to “healthy” plants to have around cats. But it is late at night and all I can think of is the Lily plant that is about to bloom… and I am glad that it is an outdoor plant!!!
Cat journalist vandalises poor plant. When will these silly hyoomans learn that dogs are their true friends and adopt us instead? Every day we give you innumerable examples of this and this was just one more example of the fact that cats are eevil. This is Doug, and you’re watching the Breaking Dog News Channel. Coming up after a short break, Poopsie the pup plays with a hyooman baby. Followed by the most popular show, Street Life.
I’ll have at least 3 catnip plants in my greenhouse. One in the house, one recovering, and one just in case.
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very much :( I swear, he told me to look at our local pound page, which I never do, because my heart breaks. So I saw a beautiful boofy black cat that looked like Pepper. We went to meet him, and sadly he doesn’t like other animals. Ok.. there’s another black cat. We take Sheba to meet him. He hisses at her AND the husband! :(
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very much :( I swear, he told me to look at our local pound page, which I never do, because my heart breaks. So I saw a beautiful boofy black cat that looked like Pepper. We went to meet him, and sadly he doesn’t like other animals. Ok.. there’s another black cat. We take Sheba to meet him. He hisses at her AND the husband! :(The first cat wasn’t there. The ranger reassured me that the RSPCA took him.. and they called us today because our name was still on his list. He’s been adopted :)
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very much :( I swear, he told me to look at our local pound page, which I never do, because my heart breaks. So I saw a beautiful boofy black cat that looked like Pepper. We went to meet him, and sadly he doesn’t like other animals. Ok.. there’s another black cat. We take Sheba to meet him. He hisses at her AND the husband! :(The first cat wasn’t there. The ranger reassured me that the RSPCA took him.. and they called us today because our name was still on his list. He’s been adopted :)Not all is lost. Did I mention that Jason had a dream of a tiny tuxedo kitten. He told him he was coming soon and his name was Sultan … he was in bad shape so Jason thinks it was his last life. Yep.. there’s a wo year old male fluffy tuxedo cat! He and Sheba met, and just contemplated each other. I swear they were asking each other why we took so long to find him!
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very muc
Even if delicious, next thing you know you’ll be barfing it up, Lupin. Try not to hit the shoes or the bed. And another thing, “this girl”? That’s your adoptive mommy you’re talking about! Show some respect!
Lupinium: Whatcha doing with all those plants, Burt-Ra?
Burt-Ra: I’m going to take them to Cosmo’s Nursery for Trevor-Hotep. I’ve got a brand new tomato plant for him. It makes delicious fried green tomatoes (Thomosis is making some for dinner tonight), a lovely salad when ripe and…It looks like Elvis-Anum will have a lovely green ink for his scrolls.
Oh, I know that frown! It’s the one I made when Viola ripped off the caulking in the corners (plural) of my brand new tile shower—twice! My contractor friend was annoyed and now we have to keep the bathroom door shut always.
Today is Tell an Old Joke Day. I could, but they are all shaggy dog jokes.
It is also Cousins Day. My father was one of thirteen, all good Catholics except him and the nun. My mother was one of four. Just do the math. God bless and keep my cousins—far away from me (I’m the black sheep. BAAAAAA! humbug.)
Not to be outdone, it is also National Thermal Engineers Day. May they live long and perspire.
Today is Amelia Earhart Day. While perhaps not the greatest pilot, she was smart, brave, resourceful, independent, and accomplished in both an area of endeavor and a society in which misogyny was endemic.
National Drive-Thru Day … I think I’ll pass …
Finally, in honor of National Tequila Day and Old Joke Day, my favorite brand of tequila is Old Gods Chthulu Tequila: The worm eats you.
There is a new-ish black cat hanging around near the front porch. According to Jora she used to try to come around for meals while Lily was alive but Lily would run her off. I’ve seen her lounging under the car and I’ve seen black hairs in the cat house so it seems she is using that as well. She runs whenever she sees us start to head in her direction so I don’t know if she’ll ever get to the point of letting us get near her. Needless to say, calling her “her” is just a guess at this time. In any case, she is welcome to hang out as long as she wants. She hasn’t given us a name yet.
At the moment not worrying about T.P.W.D., they’ve all been planted in the garden outside. Well, not worrying about DC doing so (to a much lesser extent, not worrying about Smokey and Bandit doing so either, though we weren’t having them jump up and trying to feast on baby tomato and squash plants either). Bunnies and deer are another matter.
Speaking of which, just had a couple young bucks visiting a three days ago. Thankfully they didn’t treat themselves to our garden, just to the lawn across the street. Though they did cross the street into our yard and headed into the woods behind the house. But it was a nice site to see.
LOL! This is why I don’t have houseplants. I had a few, but when I adopted my kitten, Oliver, he ate them all. He stayed with my sister for a while a few years later and ate all of her plants too.
WelshRat Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ooooh, dear. Lupin’s nature reports never go down well with the station owners.
Le'letha Premium Member over 4 years ago
For a moment there I thought someone had paint on his paws again.
Sue Ellen over 4 years ago
What are the odds that “hork” will appear in tomorrow’s headline?
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
If the humans here weren’t such saints, Lupin would be looking for a new home.
maggijoseph Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lupin’s nature reports don’t often go down well in his stomach either.
DennisinSeattle over 4 years ago
Lupin’s green fur on his face and paws give him away. Not that he is denying this dastardly plant munching deed.
More_Cats_Than_Sense over 4 years ago
I totally misread the ‘T’ & ‘I’ in “T.G.I.F” which actually made more sense until I realised this was a family strip!
Le'letha Premium Member over 4 years ago
I just finished a trilogy of novels about the space program, and Lupin, you can’t out-acronym the space program. Can’t be done.
(Novels are hugely recommended, by the way: they are The Calculating Stars, The Fated Sky, and the new The Relentless Moon, by Mary Robinette Kowal. Engaging, resonant, well-researched. I’m tears and cheers the whole way through.)
Robin Harwood over 4 years ago
After all this time you would think that The Woman would have learned that all plants are doomed.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
This is the window of opportunity for people to make suggestions as to “healthy” plants to have around cats. But it is late at night and all I can think of is the Lily plant that is about to bloom… and I am glad that it is an outdoor plant!!!
Jungle Empress over 4 years ago
Now we know where the Girl gets her Epic Bunny Frown! Honestly, Woman, you look like you’re trying to out-frown Elvis.
deadheadzan over 4 years ago
The green from the plant and the brown from the dirt, CMU ( cracks me up!).
Gent over 4 years ago
Cat journalist vandalises poor plant. When will these silly hyoomans learn that dogs are their true friends and adopt us instead? Every day we give you innumerable examples of this and this was just one more example of the fact that cats are eevil. This is Doug, and you’re watching the Breaking Dog News Channel. Coming up after a short break, Poopsie the pup plays with a hyooman baby. Followed by the most popular show, Street Life.
PammWhittaker over 4 years ago
I’ll have at least 3 catnip plants in my greenhouse. One in the house, one recovering, and one just in case.
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very much :( I swear, he told me to look at our local pound page, which I never do, because my heart breaks. So I saw a beautiful boofy black cat that looked like Pepper. We went to meet him, and sadly he doesn’t like other animals. Ok.. there’s another black cat. We take Sheba to meet him. He hisses at her AND the husband! :(
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very much :( I swear, he told me to look at our local pound page, which I never do, because my heart breaks. So I saw a beautiful boofy black cat that looked like Pepper. We went to meet him, and sadly he doesn’t like other animals. Ok.. there’s another black cat. We take Sheba to meet him. He hisses at her AND the husband! :(The first cat wasn’t there. The ranger reassured me that the RSPCA took him.. and they called us today because our name was still on his list. He’s been adopted :)
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very much :( I swear, he told me to look at our local pound page, which I never do, because my heart breaks. So I saw a beautiful boofy black cat that looked like Pepper. We went to meet him, and sadly he doesn’t like other animals. Ok.. there’s another black cat. We take Sheba to meet him. He hisses at her AND the husband! :(The first cat wasn’t there. The ranger reassured me that the RSPCA took him.. and they called us today because our name was still on his list. He’s been adopted :)Not all is lost. Did I mention that Jason had a dream of a tiny tuxedo kitten. He told him he was coming soon and his name was Sultan … he was in bad shape so Jason thinks it was his last life. Yep.. there’s a wo year old male fluffy tuxedo cat! He and Sheba met, and just contemplated each other. I swear they were asking each other why we took so long to find him!
Ok.. please don’t think I’m strange.. I still miss Pepper so very muc
Gent over 4 years ago
Delicious plant? Lupin, don’t disgrace cats! You gone vegetarian or something?
CMScouser over 4 years ago
We’ve given up on having plants in the house.
Pet over 4 years ago
I thought Lupin got his holidays mixed up! St. Paddys day is over, little dude!
@ladykat Dailyhugzforladykat
Queen of America over 4 years ago
If you know your cat will eat plants, don’t have them in the house.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 4 years ago
OMC! I just love the expression on Lupin and the Woman’s face! Ha Ha Ha Haaa! Priceless!
ladykat over 4 years ago
I am fortunate that Yum Yum shows no interest in house plants.
rs0204 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lupin is furry little test for a cat person.
JohnTheFoole over 4 years ago
Uh-Ohhhh…Someone’s in the Doghouse!
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
I was going to suggest that the Woman install them as hanging plants then I realized that Lupin would just view that as an extra challenge.
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
Is Lupin taking hat wearing lessons from Tommy or has he always worn his reporter hat (one ear out) that way?
DorseyBelle over 4 years ago
Even if delicious, next thing you know you’ll be barfing it up, Lupin. Try not to hit the shoes or the bed. And another thing, “this girl”? That’s your adoptive mommy you’re talking about! Show some respect!
SunflowerGirl100 over 4 years ago
Dare I ask what T.P.W.D. stands for?
anomalous4 over 4 years ago
OT: No news is…?
Kitty Katz over 4 years ago
Meanwhile, Back on the Nile
In Burt-Ra’s Garden
Lupinium: Whatcha doing with all those plants, Burt-Ra?
Burt-Ra: I’m going to take them to Cosmo’s Nursery for Trevor-Hotep. I’ve got a brand new tomato plant for him. It makes delicious fried green tomatoes (Thomosis is making some for dinner tonight), a lovely salad when ripe and…It looks like Elvis-Anum will have a lovely green ink for his scrolls.
Lupinium: Ooh, I love to experience tomatoes!
Zoomer&Yeti over 4 years ago
Very bold of Lupin to refer to The Woman as “this Girl”!
aidankohana over 4 years ago
Oh, I know that frown! It’s the one I made when Viola ripped off the caulking in the corners (plural) of my brand new tile shower—twice! My contractor friend was annoyed and now we have to keep the bathroom door shut always.
ars731 over 4 years ago
Someone is not being an good boy.
arolarson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Plants safer for pets…just saw this in an email from the ASPCA
https://www.aspca.org/news/liven-your-space-these-pet-friendly-plants?ms=em_new_news-apcc-pet-friendly-plants-20200724&initialms=em_new_news-apcc-pet-friendly-plants-20200724&utm_campaign=newsalert&mi_u=23dd619e7fa63c4e57462b74aa8e9cd3995b64ea&utm_source=SFMC&utm_medium=email&eml_id=14090&eml_name=News%20Alert%202020.07.24%20National%20-%2020200723_160221&utm_content=
scaeva Premium Member over 4 years ago
Today is Tell an Old Joke Day. I could, but they are all shaggy dog jokes.
It is also Cousins Day. My father was one of thirteen, all good Catholics except him and the nun. My mother was one of four. Just do the math. God bless and keep my cousins—far away from me (I’m the black sheep. BAAAAAA! humbug.)
Not to be outdone, it is also National Thermal Engineers Day. May they live long and perspire.
Today is Amelia Earhart Day. While perhaps not the greatest pilot, she was smart, brave, resourceful, independent, and accomplished in both an area of endeavor and a society in which misogyny was endemic.
National Drive-Thru Day … I think I’ll pass …
Finally, in honor of National Tequila Day and Old Joke Day, my favorite brand of tequila is Old Gods Chthulu Tequila: The worm eats you.
mountaingreenery. over 4 years ago
Lupin reminds me of Jim Carrey in ‘The Mask.’
Font Lady Premium Member over 4 years ago
There is a new-ish black cat hanging around near the front porch. According to Jora she used to try to come around for meals while Lily was alive but Lily would run her off. I’ve seen her lounging under the car and I’ve seen black hairs in the cat house so it seems she is using that as well. She runs whenever she sees us start to head in her direction so I don’t know if she’ll ever get to the point of letting us get near her. Needless to say, calling her “her” is just a guess at this time. In any case, she is welcome to hang out as long as she wants. She hasn’t given us a name yet.
over 4 years ago
The look on her face is hilarious.
NWdryad over 4 years ago
By now Georgia should have learned not to try keeping indoor plants.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Lupin got dressed.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
At the moment not worrying about T.P.W.D., they’ve all been planted in the garden outside. Well, not worrying about DC doing so (to a much lesser extent, not worrying about Smokey and Bandit doing so either, though we weren’t having them jump up and trying to feast on baby tomato and squash plants either). Bunnies and deer are another matter.
Speaking of which, just had a couple young bucks visiting a three days ago. Thankfully they didn’t treat themselves to our garden, just to the lawn across the street. Though they did cross the street into our yard and headed into the woods behind the house. But it was a nice site to see.
scyphi26 over 4 years ago
And now it’s time for the EPIC FROWN.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago
Bad kitty!
Daeder over 4 years ago
Thank God It’s Fern Day!
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
Lupin, if you’re going to hork, aim for the rug! At least your paws will be padded.
http://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/the-woman-has-a-hairball/
prrdh over 4 years ago
That Geranium Is Fabulous.
tghllama over 4 years ago
T.O.I.F. – Thank Odin it’s Freyasdag!
Mad Carew over 4 years ago
YOLO: You Only Lupin Once!
lakita_lover almost 2 years ago
LOL! This is why I don’t have houseplants. I had a few, but when I adopted my kitten, Oliver, he ate them all. He stayed with my sister for a while a few years later and ate all of her plants too.