Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 16, 2020

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    suv2000  over 4 years ago

    He wasn’t talking to you he was talking about you

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Of course! The meteor might bring guests!

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  over 4 years ago

    At least the thinker caught itself in time to keep the foot from flowing into the mouth.

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    dsTrekker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Good line. It’s something we husbands do too much of.

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    John Smith  over 4 years ago

    “Why don’t you ever talk to me?”

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    With the meteor coming she has dust to dust.

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    Grace Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If you don’t keep up with it, it gets ahead of you really fast.

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    cabalonrye  over 4 years ago

    And enjoying a clean house, things in the right place, clean bedsheets that appear magically, a well made bed, clean shirts…

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    Deezlebird  over 4 years ago

    Not me! My philosophy has always been “no woman on her deathbed ever said ‘I wish I’d kept a cleaner house.’”

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    DJJG  over 4 years ago

    Arlo, you finally got that right!

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    Arlo ducked his own personal meteor.

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    Vangoghdog01  over 4 years ago

    “Are you talk’n to me?!

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    david_42  over 4 years ago

    I do about 90% of the house cleaning, but once in a while my wife goes whirling through.

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    Tom_Tildrum  over 4 years ago

    What’s in her hand in the first panel?

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    He was daydreaming watching her bending and stretching.

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    mywifeslover  over 4 years ago

    Exactly Twenty years ago today… Arlo was ‘Just not thinking out loud’

    https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2000/07/16?ct=v&cti=1170765

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    jonesbeltone  over 4 years ago

    Dodged that one, Arlo.

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    Back to Big Mike  over 4 years ago

    It looks like she’s nesting. I hope she’s not nesting. She seems a bit…err…mature for nesting.

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    Cincoflex  over 4 years ago

    And at the funeral all the guests would say, “Well, she didn’t clean—THAT’S why it hit!”

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    Scoutmaster77  over 4 years ago

    Be careful, dude!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    If I speak out loud, I’m in trouble.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Best to do your not thinking quietly.

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    gcarlson  over 4 years ago

    There’s a line about that at the end of Fiddler on the Roof, when the Jews are evicted from Anatevka. Golde refuses to leave the new owners a dirty house.

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 4 years ago

    Don’t mess with a women when she is cleaning. NOT and I mean NOT a smart move….at least with me it wouldn’t be!

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    Out of the Past  over 4 years ago

    A classic.

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    mafastore  over 4 years ago

    I am not known for cleaning. I used to be better at it, but since husband is home all the time (for the past 11 years) my cleaning schedule went away and it done rarely – basically if I notice something needs cleaning I do it – when I get around to it. (Laundry though done weekly.)

    Our bedroom ac died last fall and we decided to wait until spring to buy a new one – so we have not had an ac in the our bedroom and husband has not been doing well, but we did not want anyone in the house right now to install it so we tried workarounds. Brought up our portable ac for our living room – it did not work either, etc. I suggested that since the spare bedroom (where my teddy bears live) was intended as a guest room originally it has an almost unused twin bed. He could sleep in the bed and I would make up something on the floor next to me so he would not be alone. There is a TV cable there that we could hook up to a TV. He went in and looked around. “No, it needs too much cleaning to be healthy to sleep in there.”

    We finally gave in and ordered an AC to be installed. We moved the furniture in the bedroom in the room the night before so they would have room to work and be away from the bed. He saw what was on the floor under and behind everything – we spent a good deal of the night before dusting and vacuuming the bedroom.

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