Strange Brew by John Deering for July 25, 2020

(oh… ICK)

It might have been auto-corrected, too: Always problematic.

“My Life in the Fast Lane”.

“Driven”

“I have a book of charts and drawings. Are you buying autographs?”

Shift gears and try selling him an oil painting. Or park the serious story and brake into comedy; you’d be a gas.

Never toot your own horn…

He looks like a real air bag.

“E’dsel it to another publisher, if I were you.”

“My Mother the Car” – It’s been done before.

“On the road again.” – Canned Heat, c. 1968

“Broke Down and Busted”

For heaven’s brake, I thought that was the car talking.

However, you could make a fortune with that “standing on your rear wheels” trick at auto shows.

It just isn’t our speed—too tachy.

Most publishers can’t stand these motor-mouths!

Reply: “That’s the story of my life”.

…the Devil’s in my carburetor!

Mazda been bad timing.

I don’t care if “Ford vs Ferrari” was a success, your story’s out of gas.