Herman by Jim Unger for July 29, 2020

“Honey, it’s called well-DONE.”

“No, it’s terrible.”

Bad mouth my cooking will you i hope you rot in there.

When – or if – he gets out, he faces solitary confinement

One would think that with prisoner number 373, he must have been in there for quite some time by now. Time for her to move on to someone who appreciates her unique talents.

Just wait until she tells him about her new “friend”

That’s all he’s got to complain about?

Why…you nasty thing….You can rot in here for all I care…

It’s like the guy who robbed the bank and waited outside for the police. He confessed that he did so he can get away from the wife. To his surprise the judge gave him home confinement.

Her cooking is probably not the only thing he doesn’t miss.

Beware the corn dogs.

After her cooking he ought to be able to eat anything!

She needs to bake him a cake with an airbag in it.

There is this story about a well run prison in Mexico. When finally examined by federal authorities, they found about a dozen prostitutes who lived in the prison, about 100 fighting cocks, and several large bags of marijuana. One inmate had been sentenced to five years, but had stayed locked up for twenty.

See how well I prepared you for this occasion.

Funny!!!