Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 20, 2020

I don’t think that’s going to put Arlo in the mood

Well, two out of three ain’t bad. I think it was Meat Loaf who said that in song.

Poor Arlo. Not tonight.

Hint, Hint….

Arlo has too much free time, during "chore time "

The only winner so far is Ludwig….

Too bad – if he’d cleaned the litterbox, she could have begun the foreplay.

There are two reasons for using scented candles. Too bad for Arlo it was for the other reason.

The magic! The magic! What happened to the magic?

Almond Roca anyone?

The litter box is in the master bathroom?

Two trains, different tracks.

Arlo, take over litter duty and you will never again face this particular disappointment.

Who refers to their cat as “the cat”?

Janis is NEVER in the mood anymore. I want the old Janis back.

You can put your mask on to do that chore Janis.

My wife has never cleaned a litter box or pooper scooped in 45 years of marriage. We have always had pets.

I always kept the litter box in the basement.

Crushed dreams. Sigh…

So is the Whoopie Lamp lit, or not???

Janis is not aging with grace. She is becoming grumpier and grumpier everyday. Cheer up, Janis. You are still young and healthy enough to enjoy life. I wonder if all this is due to aging, or she has different problems, such as some kind of dissatisfaction

A romantic evening went up in a cloud of dust.

Rowr

Seems Arlo can’t catch a break lately. Maybe if he turned on the whoopie lamp?

Is Jimmy J signaling something for the last few months???

“Sexy.”

I don’t think there’s a ‘Cover the Stench of the Cat Box’ scented candle out there yet.

What’s wrong with having the cat in the room where you’re making whoopee?

I thought that was Ludwig’s job?

Scented candles, no doubt.

Have a friend with a cat that marches straight from the litter box to the primary servant, and stays with her until the litter box is cleaned. We save all our unventilated bags for her use.

“Somebody has to do something around here !!!”

Janice needs to think outside the box.

Janis puts out. -—————The cat.