Garfield by Jim Davis for August 29, 2020

Or a house full of lasagna

But who would fill it for you?

Filled with all the cookies, candies and rice crispy treats!

I have heard that in Germany… they have vending machines that dispense Sausages! Garfield would like that one! But then again… I have heard of vending machines that sell books! I would like that! I’m not sure Garfield has the patience to read more than a page!

How about a conveyor belt attached to the vending machine?

Who’s gonna pay for the food?

Well, there are too many mice living in there. Without Jon, you’d have to eat them all.

At least you don’t have to put coins in John.

Eat the entire kitchen, donut shop, and buffet and make a mouse party.

What would you do without Jon? You would still be back in that pet shop where you came from!

That’s an idea, but you still need money for the machine!

Vending machines do not dispense goods in the quantity which Garfield is used to consuming them.

If Garfield had a vending machine and Jon wasn’t there, Liz would fill the vending machine with healthy foods for Garfield.

Yesss… a vending machine without glass in the front! (It’s easier to restock that way, too.)

Hmmmmm!!! Just what a fat catlike you needs!!!

That’s just like Garfield to think that a vending machine would be a better replacement for Jon. He just doesn’t realize that he’s not going to know what he’s got until it’s gone.

Just like teenagers who look at parents like ATM

Would be an improvement.

Deep down, you know you need him. Who else is gonna feed you and pay the pizza delivery guy?

You know you keep him around for comedic value.

or you could like a happy life with Jon

I bet that Liz would fill Garfield’s vending machine with his favorite cat treats, toys, and (of course) lasagna. #spoiledcat :)

But what about the litter box? Might get kind of ripe!

Boy would I love to go to a vending machine right now and grab a quick snack! Haven’t gotten a vending machine snack in so long use to get one every time I go to the YMCA and grab a small bag of chips!

how? jon wouldn’t be there to BUY it for you

Okay, and who would provide you with the money to buy from it then??