Warning, here comes a Boy Scout/Dad joke: Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars? Because their friends are on the side of the road going “Caw, caw, caw!!”
I truly enjoy puns and other wordplay, but a legitimate premise requires pointing out an actual existing scenario as the basis, not making up something that simply doesn’t exist, and then basing your joke on it. When Thaves does this, the entire comic fails.
mattro65 over 4 years ago
The crows in my neighborhood must have stolen them. Around here the caws sometimes cause me to think about earplugs.
Gamay63 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Love Frank and Ernest – this one is out-of-bounds…sorry
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Our lot were busy until a week or two ago. Have seen none since. Could be they have perched closer to the lakes down the street because of the heat.
Qiset over 4 years ago
Murder those crows. Oh, they are.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago
that was bad..
I STILL laughed out loud
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
Four of the blackbirds escaped from the pie. Too bad for those other twenty.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
Warning, here comes a Boy Scout/Dad joke: Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars? Because their friends are on the side of the road going “Caw, caw, caw!!”
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Jim Crows
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
No more caws…I’m owl smiles.
Earnestly Frank over 4 years ago
Murderers’ Row.
comixbomix over 4 years ago
I truly enjoy puns and other wordplay, but a legitimate premise requires pointing out an actual existing scenario as the basis, not making up something that simply doesn’t exist, and then basing your joke on it. When Thaves does this, the entire comic fails.
kathleenhicks62 over 4 years ago
GROAN!
paranormal over 4 years ago
Those 4 black birds escaped being made into a pie…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Can they still sing in the dead of night?
errolm1937 Premium Member over 4 years ago
He is Raven Mad!
The Orange Mailman over 4 years ago
No caws, no effect.
masterchip over 4 years ago
They must not be Southern crows, the south is still bellowing about the lost cause
sandpiper over 4 years ago
is crowbait for catching or insulting