The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 06, 2020

That’s because you’re not taking things seriously – for you it’s just a shell game.

By saying “My parents”, she really means that the relationship has become a little too close for her.

I bet they’re playin’ footsie under that shell…

You do look a mite cramped…

Should I even ask where the extra legs are?

A little bit of unknown trivia is that these two lived a tragic life and inspired the song “Don’t Dream It’s Over” by Crowded House. They are also why the group picked that name. (Now you know)

“Two in a shell, must be crowded as Well”

Oh yeah? Then why don’t your parents shell out for a bigger place?

Gamera meets Cerberus.

Two can live as cheaply as one!

I wanna love you every day and every night:

We’ll be together, with a roof right over our heads!

We’ll share the shelter of my single bed

We’ll share the same room, yeah! Jah provide the bread.

We’ll share the shelter of my single bed

Let’s move in for the shell of it!

Your problem is transparent… it’s shell-lack.

She’s snapping at him already?

They’re heading for shell in a shandbasket!

What’s the big deal, peanuts come two to the shell.

Do both her parents live in a cell, ..er, shell?

I agree. Too soon. Better take it slow…

Ah, cuddle up a little closer, will you hon?

They have taken a job at the carnival side show just until the economy picks up.

My first thought was Siamese turtle.

Good, that’ll make room for a pool table.

The relationship has turned turtle.

Same day as this: https://www.kevinandkell.com/2020/kk0806.html

Where else are they going to find matching two-legged turtles!?

This relationship is moving too fast.

To be clear, this is NOT about personalities or compatability.

Imagine me and you, I doI think about you day and night, it’s only rightTo think about the girl you love and hold her tightSo happy together (The turtles)

Parents are shellfish

Inside shell smells like turtle soup, on a hot day.

don’t go in the water, guy.. you know,.. shrinkage