Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 03, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    You want to have a wonderful day? Turn off your phone.

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    BasilBruce  over 4 years ago

    Pig’s real name must be Marc Antony; he’s the King of de Nile.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 4 years ago

    You go, Pig! You never know what a new day holds.

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    KadiriOlanipekun  over 4 years ago

    We should all try to be like Pig. Optimistic!

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    Not checking your Twitter feed, will be a good first step.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Rat’s Twitter feed is full of bookies and casinos looking for him to pay off his debts.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    For the last several years, if I want to have a wonderful day, I leave my phone in the vehicle at the trailhead parking area…

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    I’ve never checked Twitter.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Today’s Monday, Pig. You sure it’s gonna be a wonderful day?

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    Well, if the Odious Orange Orifice doesn’t tweet then yes it could be a good day!

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    TampaFanatic1  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if Rat played the exotics on the crap table ala James Bond (10 and 11 the hard way, box cars, snake eyes etc) or if he bets against someone like Pig to roll his point before he throws his 7…..

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    Ignorance is bliss I have heard !

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    MayCauseBurns  over 4 years ago

    Twitter: knee-jerk reactions to asinine comments.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  over 4 years ago

    Sorry, gamblers. Luck doesn’t change. If the odds of a fair coin fairly tossed turning up heads are 50-50, the odds of getting heads on the next toss are still 50-50, even if it just came up tails 100 times in a row. Like Rat, I learned that the hard way.

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    Luck and social media mobs both have a hair trigger.

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    I’m always afraid to check mine, but I can be so mouthy.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Soooo, there goes another prediction PIG got wrong….Poor Pig!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Why haven’t ZEEBA and the CROCS, PIGITA, and the DUCK been showing up? Long time no see!

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    So Twitter Feed is a bunch of gobbledygook ? Don’t do Twitter so I don’t know ;-) … Croc Power !

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 4 years ago

    The roulette wheel has no memory.

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    Thank God I don’t have Twitter.

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    Too bad, Pig. 90 more days. . .

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    ERBEN2  over 4 years ago

    For his second term . Great , Great Go Trump .

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    cunningpal  over 4 years ago

    Goat should have had Pig’s line, with Pig’s expression still frozen in extreme joy.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    I must not be the only reader who doesn’t like Pig being a downer, as now he’s being happy; but not in a brain dead way

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    Wait? What? “Twitter Feed?” You have to feed it? Just another reason I don’t have it. It’s hard enough these days to feed myself.

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    redback  over 4 years ago

    you can do what they have done in some countries; go out to the streets and protest and that will make the disease go away. Kinda disappointing that happened

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If it weren’t for BAD luck Steph’s characters would have NO luck at all!

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Knew a blackjack player who would, every once in a while during the course of the evening, get up and walk around his chair three times before resuming playing.

    I asked him if that changed his luck. “No,” he said. “But it helps relieve my leg cramps.”

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    Ksandler4570  over 4 years ago

    Yes! May we all have a good day today!

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    Northgalus2002  over 4 years ago

    Any day you’re alive is a good day!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Life can’t possibly get any worse. Can it?

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Okay, day 122 has got to be better. I’m due.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    The weather report isn’t looking good either for those of us on the East Coast.

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    Holden Awn  over 4 years ago

    Nor any news feeds from Portland.

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    mwksix  over 4 years ago

    The President claims that he meant to Tweet “LKD:LK*DOK” and that those who he meant it for will understand it…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t spend your last twenty bucks on a lottery ticket just yet…

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    davidjames1231  over 4 years ago

    More Crocs! More Li’l Duck and his Girl Scouts!

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    Ukko wilko  over 4 years ago

    What you don’t have, you don’t need to worry about checking.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 4 years ago

    My count of bad days is 1291 with, hopefully, another 169 to go.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Twitter is for twits or twats…take your pick.

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    Ralph Newbill  over 4 years ago

    Don’t have Twitter, and I don’t ever want it!

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    “If it wasn’t for very bad luck, I would have had no luck at all.”

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    How long can you maintain a positive outlook? Can you outlast Pig?

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    Guacomole monster dog man yee  almost 4 years ago

    shrek costume is pog

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