Close to Home by John McPherson for August 05, 2020

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    Okay, 10 Mallet head steps and turn around and start swinging. If that doesn’t work then the bald dude with the pistol will take over.

    If THAT doesn’t work then the little alien, Bleeb, will hammer it home.

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    AllishaDawn  over 4 years ago

    I used to play croquet by my self. It was okay.

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    Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Bleeb looks cute with his own little mallet, about to mash the little ball into the woman’s pinky.

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    TStyle78  over 4 years ago

    I use to play croquet all the time when I was younger with family. Now we have all gone our separate ways and so I don’t get to play anymore. I was pretty good too.

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    I was trying to figure out if this was a duel or a race. If it’s a race, that pistol makes sense, but standing back to back doesn’t. If it’s a duel, what’s with the gun? Is he supposed to shoot the loser?

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  over 4 years ago

    So, who is the little dude on the right, at foot level with the mallet?

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Don’t ever play Scrabble® with my relatives.

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    Prey  over 4 years ago

    A croquet field is ideal if you are making a video of blindfolded people running!

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    I would’ve came strapped just in case

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    I misunderstood the invitation for chicken croquette.

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    Amra Leo  over 4 years ago

    Combat croquet…

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    In England they play croquet on perfectly mowed and smooth greens. Can be a rather complicated game if played seriously. Not in America.

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    iwontgiveit  over 4 years ago

    Looks like the little guy is going to smash some toes.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I played a little croquet when I was a kid. I don’t think I ever completed a round and I never learned how to keep score. I value it right up there with badminton which is well below lawn darts.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Gentlemen, the rules to Ultimate-Warrior-Combat-Skeet-Ninja-Croquet are simple. (1) when I say “GO”, do NOT take 10 steps, but just turn around and start wailin’ on each other with those mallets. (2) if you both survive that, then you line up over here for a game of dodgeball, but…you know…using the Croquet balls and whatever rocks you can find. (3) the winner of dodgeball tosses his ball straight up so I can shoot it out of the air. (4) while the winner of dodgeball is watching me shoot the ball, the loser gets to ninja-sneak right up behind him and give him a Dumb and Dummer whack across the back of the leg with his mallet. Ready! GO!”

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    Perkycat  over 4 years ago

    Show them how it is done, Bleeb!

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    Bleeb is stymied by that woman’s shorts. Nothing to see here.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Sudden death overtime.

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    BoydAdams  over 4 years ago

    Well if you notice one player has a red ball the other a blue, which is correct in a singles match (two against two: blue-black vs. red-yellow). I think the joke has them take a certain number of paces turn and strike their respective color ball…where doesn’t matter…it’s a joke.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Those must be Jef Malletts. This cartoon left me feeling frazzled. b’dum tssshhhh Thanks, ladies and germs, I’ll be here all week…

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    Homerville Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I have seen intense croquet and rogue. I miss it. You cant find a croquet court anywhere.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 4 years ago

    On the news, I’ve seen some of these idiots pull out guns over face masks!

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    tinstar  over 4 years ago

    Hm, what a sticky wicket THIS is.

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    abraxas  over 4 years ago

    My granny taught me the “joys” of cutthroat croquet. Mom was a tough cookie too, when it came to games.

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