Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 30, 2020

Hmmm……………..

NO. It’s just advanced warning.

Never trust a fart, ,

E Flatus Unim.

A fart is a wake up call.

I thought that maybe a fart was a text.

These are things that Aunty ponders.

Aunty, do you still have pay toilets in Liverpool? If so, make sure it is not a missed call or you will be broken hearted.

Ring tone.

It is an inverted hiccup.

Wrong number.

If it smells, then you know somethings brewing.

Just think of it as a butt-dial, Aunty.

Here I sit all broken-hearted.Tried to poop and only farted.Then there came my golden chance.Tried to fart and pooped my pants.(sorry, I couldn’t help myself)

It’s a warning shot.

I keep leaving messages all over the store. Someone is picking them up.

As my Dad used to say, “That wasn’t a fart, that was my @$$ applauding a good meal”!

Is a fart supposed to have lumps?

It’s more like leaving a message that will get back to you.