Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 13, 2020

Small panel: Take a moment to “compoise” yourself. Large panel: That idea may just “float”.

And it’s off to the Happy Flushing Grounds.

Any circus performers out there who care to speculate about the reason Mike chose six dollars and twenty-three cents?

Coroner-ed.

He’s gonna have to be schooled in how to feed fish

The human raises them for their eyeglasses.

In my comprehensive review of mortality reports, I have found that the most frequent cause of death is “under investigation”. For years, I have lobbied for the hiring of more investigators. After all, nobody has every reported death from “over investigation”. :)

I told him that he had to be careful about what he ate.

Humans don’t make errors, do they?

Another cold case.

One balance can be as important as another.