Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 03, 2020

They want more tattoos

She wants a butterfly?

And on her chest she has instructions (in case he doesn’t know what he is doing).

I find that even those without tattoos have a pretty firm idea… (Can I say “firm” here?)

“But it ain’t you, babe, no no no, it ain’t you I’m looking for.”

Is she pickin’ his pocket?

The old boy wants to be in command of the fleet.

(And it’s with Tony, over there!)

She knows she wants all your money and that guy behind you!

I want butterfly sex!

She wants someone to pay for the next Tat ?

is that a chaos butterfly…?

“I can’t wait to show you and your friend my tramp stamp.”

She should just let him flutter by.

I have two tattoos….and yes, I have always known what I’ve wanted.

I have no tattoos. Wouldn’t want to risk marring perfection.

(He said while looking serious.)

John, is she a geography teacher? Does she have tattoos of both hemispheres of the earth in 3D?

Dated a woman who had a tiger tattoo right on her…let’s just say, it had to be really painful. Probably, lots of alcohol involved.

You can tell from the position of her hand that she’s attracted by his thick…. wallet.

She wants Wilford Brimley?

(you’ll have to work that out for yourselves)

…and she’s gonna put a tattoo on it!

Why does she look like she has a black eye?

Just because you have a few Chinese symbols tatoo’d above your ass doesn’t mean your spiritual. It means “beef with broccoli” (thanks Bill Mahr for that gem!)

I am so ashamed. Doesn’t a butterfly equal a snow flake. Glad, I’m neither.

Her dream of finding a handsome male butterfly don’t figure on ending well…

Yeah, dude. They want your money for more tattoos.