Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 21, 2020

Better than playing Batman and Catwoman, I guess.

Why don’t you want the Choirmaster to come in. I’m sure he would hit all the proper notes. Plus if you work it right, you might get a three-part harmony.

you mean, the choirmaster wasn’t part of the ‘skit’…?

Does she like it best in the apse?

His Monthly confessions with the Bishop must be very interesting?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicar

Miranda, the choirmaster wants you Bach.

Last time the choirmaster walked in she was on her knees giving thanks as he was reaching the next level of joyous rapture.

Karl made a lot of money doing those American Express ads.

That cane is a flask and it sure isn’t holy water.

,…and the church secretary starts jumping around the rectory.

“What are you doing?! If this gets out, I’ll be ruined!”

“Well if this doesn’t get out, I’ll be ruined!”

I’ll have to remember this, although my favorite is; “Escaped convict and the Warden’s wife”. Cuffs included.

(Feels like) I’m walking on holy water

Feels like I’m walking on sacred ground, baby

(Feels like) I’m walking on holy water, everytime (that) you come ’round

Bad Company – “Holy Water”.

Huh huh. He said “rectory”, huh huh (poor imitation of Beavis)

With practice, the choirmaster should get better at group improv.

The choir might be with him next time, singing the Hallelujah Chorus.

The Choirmaster would make a handy excuse if the Vicar finishes too early. “Sorry love, I thought I heard footsteps!”

For History Buffs: That incident was responsible for the Hallelujah Chorus…

Word on the street is, you’d best lock your rectum whenever the choirmaster is around.

Well, I am most definitely not a vicar, but quite randy; she wasn’t so much a church lady as a young assistant organist, though quite nicely saucy – but, anyway, the organist practicing and we were in the pipe room………….

Why? Wasn’t he keen on the idea that the two of you proposed?

Didn’t he sing?

She was more than willing to give them her donation….after all, it is a religious institution and they can use all the bare necessities they can get! Boooooya!