Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 13, 2020

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    Pickled Pete  over 4 years ago

    Donald??

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    Tigressy  over 4 years ago

    In the original story, the princess threw him against a wall when he demanded to sleep in the same bed – and that broke the spell.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No kissing, but do you want to come in and see my lily pad?

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Being a frog for tax purposes is probably better than being dead for a year like Hotblack Desiato.

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    Nyckname  over 4 years ago

    Beats being dead for a year for tax reasons.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    He always wanted to be a big frog in a small pond. Personally, I’d have opted for an offshore account.

    When I was working, I wanted to incorporate myself as a Non-Profit Organization … because I sure as hell wasn’t making any money!

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    sandflea  over 4 years ago

    He’s afraid she’d slip him the tongue.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    “Keep your hands off of my fly!”

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 4 years ago

    Kiss him. If rich people pay taxes like I pay taxes, I would have to pay less in taxes.

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