Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2020

When I was a kid… we traveled to a country that was fairly close to the equator. We went to a home that had a hammock inside. It was tucked into a spot that had three walls decorative cinder-blocks. Very sturdy! Great breezy spot! Two of the walls were used to hang the hammock. The third… they tied a rope to it. They would pull it to help swing! Henry and the Wizard’s hammocks don’t have a rope. How do they swing????

He’s hangin’ kinda low. His butt is dragon…

Livin’ the life…

Wiz it looks like your wife was expecting something else when you said you’d be outside working.

I’m even more pissed off than you. Betrayal is NOT pretty.

At least she found out that the huge hammock wasn’t meant for her. Now that would have be insulting if it had been. Still he should have made another hammock for wife too.

Rent a tent for an event. Hey, you made a rhyme, Wiz!

Must be some good sturdy trees to hold Henry’s weight!

Now that’s a great outdoor event! I want an invitation!

That’s a great outdoor event! Snoozing under the trees with your dragon….

As long as the in-tent-ion is good…

And…if you decide to have a BBQ, you got your charcoal starter right there!

It takes a surprising amount of imagination, work and skill to relax. Beer me.

I could ask for clarification on your meaning of the phrase: “How do they swing”? In the hammocks or are we delving into something sexual. This is meant as a jest for those who are litteal-minded and easily offended! JUST GO ALONG WITH THE JOKE!

Double-Entendre is not a crime!

That’s perfect for a quarantine. When you are the wizard, you dont care for the dragon besides you.