Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 15, 2020

I’m not sure if that will fit in the hole! And with the Wizard’s sense of humor… the hole might turn into a volcano vent so the ball can burst into flames as a kind of celebration of making it! ;)

If you can’t win the game you’re playing, change the game.

Just remember, magic is the Wizard’s racket. And he usually has a ball in doing whatever he is doing.

anything to improve your score, huh, Wiz?

For a second I thought he was zapping mosquitoes with a bug-zapper racket!

Well, he won’t get much distance with the beach ball.

i would have a good handicap…if i had any game.

Good idea. You will not likely get a hole in one but at least you’ll get the ball of the tee. Probably.

Is that the hole to the right of him? Seems like he went to a lot of trouble for nothing…

A spell that worked?

Okay that’s an not a regulation club, and adjusting the ball will cost you a penalty stroke.

Should we say anything about Wiz using a racquet in his racket? No? ’K.