You don’t cook dinner for them; you throw them a ball.
Just stick him in the closet with an old wool sweater.
Roast THEIR children while you’re at it.
Close the shades (if you have them)!
Good! Now you can have them for dinner!
SPOON! Oh, wait.
Insectoid: get a load of all this crap
Dung beetle neighbor: I’m rich!!!!
Somebody call Terminex!
It seemed to me that you lived your life like a candle in the wind.Where the moths always turned to when the rain set in.
Now, if i could just recall which poet it was centuries ago who described them as “taper flies”…
I remember when I was up at a cottage partying and going to bed I saw a giant moth beating its wings outside the window. Of course I had been drinking.
eromlig about 4 years ago
You don’t cook dinner for them; you throw them a ball.
Bilan about 4 years ago
Just stick him in the closet with an old wool sweater.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
Roast THEIR children while you’re at it.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Close the shades (if you have them)!
Mighty Phavahg about 4 years ago
Good! Now you can have them for dinner!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
SPOON! Oh, wait.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Insectoid: get a load of all this crap
Dung beetle neighbor: I’m rich!!!!
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Somebody call Terminex!
The Orange Mailman about 4 years ago
It seemed to me that you lived your life like a candle in the wind.Where the moths always turned to when the rain set in.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 4 years ago
Now, if i could just recall which poet it was centuries ago who described them as “taper flies”…
GreggW Premium Member about 4 years ago
I remember when I was up at a cottage partying and going to bed I saw a giant moth beating its wings outside the window. Of course I had been drinking.