Pickles by Brian Crane for August 28, 2020

I’ve never been married, but that sounds like a very wise decision for all husbands to follow Earl.

If you’re old enough, tell her the wrinkles must be on your retinas.

Also never assume a woman is pregnant unless she actually tells you she’s pregnant.

This is very much in the same category as wondering out loud when the baby is due…

NEVER answer the question “Does this make me look fat?” There is no correct answer. Pretend you are having a heart attack. It will be better for everyone in the end.

This is a lesson I seem to have to keep re-learning. You’d think it would sink in sooner or later! :-)

Sage advice, Earl!

That’s an old saying. They were saying that when Hector was a pup.

Never answer the question What should I do with my hair ? It’s a Trap !!!!

Wonder if seamed nylons helped show the difference

Better to learn these lessons now, Nelson…saves you a whole lot of pain down the road!

Earl be careful or you will be stepping in it again ! What you say to Nelson will somehow get back to Opal ;-)

Just like… never congratulate a woman on her pregnancy unless she’s TOLD you she’s pregnant.

Geeze! Why is everyone so touchy? Walking on eggshells isn’t the way to go….

Geezus, Earl: have you ever said one positive, complimentary thing in your life?

Who wears nylon stockings?

HA..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (good advice Earl)

Earl I thought you paid attention when Opal gets dressed. My husband never pays attention nor makes those comments.

another thing not to say is wrinkled is a sheer nightgown

This is a rerun of 11-11-2000 with different artwork.

I come for the humor. I stay for the imparted wisdom.

Another one. If your wife complains you forget to put down the toilet seat after you go, don’t go without lifting the seat.

Stockings? I vaguely remember those days …

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

NOW he tells me!!!

Draco dormiens non titillandus!

During World War II, poor women would draw a black line up the back of the legs to make it look like they were wearing seamed stockings. Rich women would buy seamless stockings so that it would not look like they were wearing any stockings.

That was a laugh out loud one!

Ouch

Old joke

The difference between Life and School, Life gives the test first, then you learn the lesson.

OMG Earl….no no no

Kinda like… Don’t tell her she needs to iron her neglige’…especially if she’s not wearing one???