February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
He sneaks up on you for the fun of it. Now, he just wants you to shut up.
Hobbes can easily tell which side is front. It’s the side smugly bragging to him.
Easy. The front is the side all the noise is coming from.
He doesn’t need to sneak up on you, Calvin.
This is like the police telling a criminal “We’ve set up the perfect sting operation. This pawn shop is fake.” Why is Calvin telling Hobbes anything.
Panel 4 is my secret wish!!!
Hobbes, spit that kid out! You don’t know where he’s been!
Rocket Butt, lol. Missile Moon.
Good appetite, Hobbes!!
Hobbes doesn’t need to sneak up, he just enjoy s it….
Calvin’s notes to self:
Let’s drop the nickname Rocket-Butt.
Cats don’t like being teased.
Hobbes will just check for the toes of his shoes.
Yuck. I wouldn’t put that thing in my mouth!
You don’t need to outwit a human. Just wait until they outwit themselves.
Hard to ignore such presumption.
I think it takes a smarter human than this to outwit the animals.
That’s what you get for boasting, Calvin!
Hobbes said a mouthful.
It is never wise to insult a tiger.
Hobbes really is stuffed.
Calvin, my boy, you need to know that tigers do not good house pets make. For verification, I refer you to Siegfried and Roy.
Never tell a tiger what he can’t do, for he’ll just prove you wrong!
I rather be eaten up by Hobbes instead of babysitting Calvin.
Pride cometh before the call.
Many times I have held your life in my paws, and each time I have given it back to you. The next time I MAY NOT be so generous.
Calvin, the trick doesn’t work if you taunt the big pussy!
Careful, Hobbs! You might a bad case of indigestion!
Calvin needs a mute button. (Also useful for presidential candidates and CNN/New Yorker guys on Zoom calls).
Doesn’t have to…..
No too smart telling him the plan.
Hobbes for President.
Tigers, like dragons, should not be meddled with.
Ugh! Who wants to stick a rug rat’s head in their mouth? Not me.
Oh, I think Hobbes will know which way Calvin’s facing by the goofy way Calvin drew his mask and the position of his body…
Now chopp down and put everyone out of their misery. Mom and Dad, Susie and Mrs. Wormwood will shower you with gifts and tuna sangwiches.
The best laid plans of mice and men…
LOL!
I would actually love a big cuddly tiger to pounce on me.
I would be screaming but in a totally fun, happy and excited way.
xxx
Best to let sleeping tigers lie.
Remember to chew each bite thirty-two times.
Where you are in the food chain, depends a lot on where you are.
Bro he gonna get killed fer tokkin lik dat
Don’t push it…..
Calvin shouldn’t have told hobbes his little back-face plan
A nice visual metaphor for being consumed by a psychosis.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
He sneaks up on you for the fun of it. Now, he just wants you to shut up.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 4 years ago
Hobbes can easily tell which side is front. It’s the side smugly bragging to him.
GreasyOldTam about 4 years ago
Easy. The front is the side all the noise is coming from.
codycab about 4 years ago
He doesn’t need to sneak up on you, Calvin.
sirbadger about 4 years ago
This is like the police telling a criminal “We’ve set up the perfect sting operation. This pawn shop is fake.” Why is Calvin telling Hobbes anything.
SHIVA about 4 years ago
Panel 4 is my secret wish!!!
Say What? Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hobbes, spit that kid out! You don’t know where he’s been!
Ninette about 4 years ago
Rocket Butt, lol. Missile Moon.
rentier about 4 years ago
Good appetite, Hobbes!!
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
Hobbes doesn’t need to sneak up, he just enjoy s it….
Bilan about 4 years ago
Calvin’s notes to self:
Let’s drop the nickname Rocket-Butt.
Cats don’t like being teased.
orinoco womble about 4 years ago
Hobbes will just check for the toes of his shoes.
Algolei I about 4 years ago
Yuck. I wouldn’t put that thing in my mouth!
Kaputnik about 4 years ago
You don’t need to outwit a human. Just wait until they outwit themselves.
rshive about 4 years ago
Hard to ignore such presumption.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
I think it takes a smarter human than this to outwit the animals.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
That’s what you get for boasting, Calvin!
scotta775 about 4 years ago
Hobbes said a mouthful.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
It is never wise to insult a tiger.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 4 years ago
Hobbes really is stuffed.
Bookworm about 4 years ago
Calvin, my boy, you need to know that tigers do not good house pets make. For verification, I refer you to Siegfried and Roy.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Never tell a tiger what he can’t do, for he’ll just prove you wrong!
Luwfuw about 4 years ago
I rather be eaten up by Hobbes instead of babysitting Calvin.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Pride cometh before the call.
Vangoghdog01 about 4 years ago
Many times I have held your life in my paws, and each time I have given it back to you. The next time I MAY NOT be so generous.
johnec about 4 years ago
Calvin, the trick doesn’t work if you taunt the big pussy!
Numbnumb about 4 years ago
Careful, Hobbs! You might a bad case of indigestion!
Snolep about 4 years ago
Calvin needs a mute button. (Also useful for presidential candidates and CNN/New Yorker guys on Zoom calls).
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
Doesn’t have to…..
kathleenhicks62 about 4 years ago
No too smart telling him the plan.
ForrestOverin about 4 years ago
Hobbes for President.
KEA about 4 years ago
Tigers, like dragons, should not be meddled with.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Ugh! Who wants to stick a rug rat’s head in their mouth? Not me.
DanWolfie about 4 years ago
Oh, I think Hobbes will know which way Calvin’s facing by the goofy way Calvin drew his mask and the position of his body…
The Pro from Dover about 4 years ago
Now chopp down and put everyone out of their misery. Mom and Dad, Susie and Mrs. Wormwood will shower you with gifts and tuna sangwiches.
InuYugiHakusho about 4 years ago
The best laid plans of mice and men…
bloodykate about 4 years ago
LOL!
Number Three about 4 years ago
I would actually love a big cuddly tiger to pounce on me.
I would be screaming but in a totally fun, happy and excited way.
xxx
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago
Best to let sleeping tigers lie.
Ukko wilko about 4 years ago
Remember to chew each bite thirty-two times.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 4 years ago
Where you are in the food chain, depends a lot on where you are.
abod81210 about 4 years ago
Bro he gonna get killed fer tokkin lik dat
lindz.coop Premium Member about 4 years ago
Don’t push it…..
JadyngerbilWong about 4 years ago
Calvin shouldn’t have told hobbes his little back-face plan
GreggW Premium Member about 4 years ago
A nice visual metaphor for being consumed by a psychosis.