Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 28, 2020

Orphans ’я’ Us

“House of the rising sun” , No , it might seem inappropriate for young girl , if I remember correctly the Italian translation of the song .

Orphans R us?

Since he’s using the Vale estate I’d suggest he call it “Country Roads,” but Duke would shoot me.

How about calling it the Abandon All Hope Orphanage?

Perpetual Sorrow Orphanage

Fagin’s Lair?

Southern Border Harvest

First rip them from Mother’s hands,crying all the way ;(

Orphans R Fun?

Orphans R Us is what I was remembering it being called. Good ol’ memory – never fails me.

Kids 4 Kars?

“Just Waifs”

I was the secretary for a 4H club that met at the home of our adult leader, Al. Under “Location” I evolved from "[Last name’s] house to “Al’s Place.” When I read that out loud as part of the last meeting’s minutes, Al asked me not to as it sounded like we were at a bar. I replaced “Al’s Joint” with “Al’s House” for that meeting’s minutes.