Close to Home by John McPherson for August 21, 2020

He should get a refund!!

The pre-game meal of hockey player Hal Gill.

That’s why I don’t take fish oil supplements.

He just needs to scale it back a little.

It’s not easy being green, around the gills.

The webbed feet were a give-a-way at the beach.

And someone, please give him a roll of Certs©, ASAP!

Has he tried the swimming olympics?

I do that when I walk past storefront preschools with big front windows.

Keep watch on his back and behind his ears.

Now his constant carping about things became annoying.

I was taking fish oil supplements until I experienced a fish oil burp. That was nasty.

Wow. Now that there is talent. I haven’t blown bubbles like that in years. Though with me it was Tequila.

I wondered how the absence of greens on his plate fits the joke. I guess your comment relates to that.

What she really hates is cleaning out his tank…

I know that nobody is looking forward to HERRING this, but I knew that today’s strip would get filled to the BREAM with CRAPPIE one liners about fish. However, I think we all ‘CUDA done better, so MULLET over, and try again. シ

The insurance company said it was an act of cod.

He might be getting too much mercury.

i take them but they don’t have that effect on me.maybe he takes a higher dosage than me.