Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 07, 2020

Why? Because horses don’t have hands?

I hope they don’t have to draw this too often. Poor cartoonists would never get any restful sleep.

That would make me lose sleep, too.

I guess that would Trigger me, too!

Which is it, a horse?…or a nightmare?

It’s not the Horse, the Bicycle, or the Hand that gives me problems. It’s that wily squirrel! Damn it, keep still!

Splat…..

Hey Dave! Was this a result of deadline pressure and good drugs?

Eh? I don’t get it.

Now comes the part of the nightmare where some wiseass points out that your “horse” looks more like a mesohippus because of the cloven hooves.

Horace says hello.

And crashing into a camel on hump day.

Dave, Dave, Dave…. You forgot Safety!!! 1. Where’s the bicycle helmet? 2. No Covid mask. The horse’s lower jaw is not attached. No light nor reflectors on the bike.

Dave better have given him a Sugar cube-ical

I guess that you have to be a cartoonist to appreciate this one?

Just stop eating those burritos before going to bed.

He’s just a one-trick pony.

It could have been a unicycle. At least the hand has 4 fingers, so its legit.

If you look carefully, he’s riding the bicycle backwards. :)

Next time, please leave out the phallus. Which just happens to be the same color as the critter, but with no matching rear fake fender.

That had better be a female horse – if it is a ‘night mare’.

Would a unicycle be easier?