Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 13, 2020

And he didn’t pick that up on any of the first five tries? Touched in the head, is he?

His definition of alcohol abuse includes spilling it and leaving it. (It gets lonely.)

Sorry, but Wine is Wine is Wine. PERIOD!

She should test him by throwing one glass of Worcestershire sauce in there.

He forgot to ((((((swish))))))!

That’s what happens when you let a redneck come to town

I’m with Gord.

I prefer beer tasting. Er, actually, I prefer beer swigging.

All wine tastes the same, terrible.

You never get ratings on how you feel the next morning after getting plastered. Surely there is an opportunity here for a new category.. possibly several actually.. which wine will get you “lucky” sooner.. worst headaches.. which wine will make you forget the whole evening.. enhanced gambling intuition.

He has about the same concept of wine tasting as I do!

Hey, that’s me on my first tour of Napa, Sonoma, and Mendocino country. Twas the same place my pop’s (RIP) Korbel Manhattan brandy was made. Decades later, I found it triggered my migraines. I had lots of migraines.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a Winer!!

Famous “Mary Tyler Moore” episode. She cleans up a wino and brings him to a wine tasting. He swirls it around in his mouth, thinks for a minute “Grape!”

Gord continues to skate on vin ice.

it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game…