Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 23, 2020

You will notice that nothing cushioned his fall.

When you are just an obstacle in getting the home cleaned… it is a subtle hint that you still have chores to finish! (Grin!)

Since this is set in medieval times. I think that the vacuum cleaner should be replaced with a baby elephant. Like the ones that the Flintstone’s use.

Isn’t it an amazing coincidence that Blanche only vacuums under that couch whenever he’s napping?

“…Should have never given her super-human strength. Wouldn’t have if I could twist lids off by myself…”

Is that Rodney’s girlfriend, Gwen, in the Wizard’s dream?

Maybe if your dreams had a little more moderate rating, Wiz. Sex and violence everywhere.

So there were vaccuum cleaners in the medieval ages? Oh pleeeease.

Beware of the dread pirate, Blanche the jealous!

‘We’re goin’ down?’ Are you sure it’s not just her, Wiz? (Hee!)

She’s one strong woman…..

Careful wiz, I’m thinking the wife can see your dream bubbles.

Oooh Blanche was not in your dream wiz? You in troubllllle

And how do holes above the waterline make the ship sink?

You might wake up in church!

You are the wizard.

Peasants (slaves) would have been doing the vacuuming (well, it wouldn’t be called that).