Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 29, 2020

He’s trying to put words in my mouth.

Big Bob is so manipulative!

Little Bob gets blamed for what Big Bob says; and Big Bob is a perv – always feeling up little Bob.

Big Bob wanted to be a proctologist and this is his compromise.

Talk to the hand.

I do like that the dummy is looking at Bob top see what his answer is.

As the “dummy” looks at Bob, he says:" Well, Bob, answer the lady".

Absolutely not! Don’t listen to him, lady; he’s a dummy!"

You wood think he wood answer but he lets the puppet do all the talking…

And he’s always up my butt about something

Dummy looks like Alfalfa

His brother works marionettes!

Could be worse. He cold be pulling the strings.

Then the dummy says “He didn’t want to come to counseling, but I insisted.”

Well I’ve seen the old Twilight Zone where the dummy was controlling.

Well yes… and it seems pretty good at it. Keeps food on the table

“Watch my lips…”

If she’s successful on this case, she’ll write a book called Counseling for Dummies.

Have you noticed the lack of conservatives piling on comment after comment about Sleepy Joe being nothing more than a dummy controlled by his Master?Do you know why? It’s because we’ve known for a long, long time that only a lib can teach a lib.

“Remind me… which of you is the dummy?”

On one hand, yes.

bob’s reluctant to put words in the dummy’s mouth, but…