Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 23, 2020

Looks more like a demand chain problem to me.

I thought moving sidewalks were only at airports!!!!

Bring that frog over to my house. These ants are relentless!

Where have all the workers gone? Gone to welfare, ev’ry one. Oh, when will they ever learn?

They fell for the old red carpet trick.

Not one joke about USPS yet.

Sticky wicket, what?

They thought it was leading to a stimulus package. “Get paid double to sit at home!”

Like ants to the slaughter

Yes.

Looks like we’re toadally depopulated.

I have a new defensive strategy. We build our next coloney next to a French restaurant.

They’re just out to lunch … so to speak.

Good riddance.

you’d think the ants could tell the difference between a wet tongue and a sandy path.

So sad.