Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 19, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    (Whispering to Phil’s friend) It isn’t his breath.

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    Imagine  about 4 years ago

    I don’t think I want to know what inspired today’s comic.

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    eromlig  about 4 years ago

    When your friends start calling you “Corpse Breath” it’s Time.

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    JoanHelen  about 4 years ago

    Yuk!

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    Sportymonk  about 4 years ago

    Just had my checked and cleaned Tuesday. ($285 with x-rays, sigh)

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    Maybe he already has. Looks like they’re going south for the winter.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Egad!

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    Hopefully, Phil’s the type that takes suggestions well and doesn’t punch you out for saying them!

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    I know people are afraid of the dentist, but that’s way too far!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Halitosis has yet to succumb to Tic Tac, and the US has yet to succumb to TicTok.

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    jimbrownstein  about 4 years ago

    I do not get this.

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    cdnalor  about 4 years ago

    Have they gone to extra-large print for the lettering? That looks huge compared to the regular hand-written style.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Ew

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    flagmichael  about 4 years ago

    A family member had terrible bad breath; it turned out he had tonsil stones. Removing them did wonders!

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    delennwen  about 4 years ago

    Maybe I’m stupid, but I don’t get it? Who’s Phil?

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    squireobrien  about 4 years ago

    I do not like the new font.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  about 4 years ago

    Some folks do need a hint.

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