Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 03, 2020

Probably shouldn’t have asked that?

“Anything that gets too…guess I should have spoken a bit faster.”

That question was gnawing at him from a long time! :D

He had to ask.

Everything but sinew, bones and clothing.

There it is! Leopold just can’t contain himself.

I like Nerds candy. Apparently Leo just likes nerds.

Owen: Sooo…another nosy id—-

Gary: Another nosy idiot, yes.

In your last moments, you knew.

Leopold doesn’t believe in low fat diets.

I realize it’s all about suspension of disbelief—a retired immortal vampire in the suburbs and all—but often I find myself wondering how Leo gets away with eating all the neighbors. Has no one noticed? Or is no one leffffffffffffffffft… (⊙_⊙;)

Don’t use plastic trash bags. Large paper lawn trash bags decompose.

The Darwinian principle at work.

I’m surprised there were any leftovers…

Fat cheeky kids, mostly.

That dude was a Fast Food meal, with a bit of clean-up left over for Gary to shovel up….

“Trevor? What’s eating you today?”…

I see Gary is playing cleanup again!!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! :)